• me as a pedestrian: [catwalks slowly across street as 90 cars pile up behind each other trying to turn; throws modelesque glance backwards over designer shades] [car inches into crosswalk] HOW DARE YOU COME WITHIN FIVE FEET OF ME!? I HAVE THE FUCKING RIGHT OF WAY??? SEE YOU IN COURT YOU CAPITALIST, PLANET-DESTROYING SCUM
  • me driving: say your prayers
firstpickreiinah:

Ugh my face.
Excuse it.
Tagging 3 special people: Harry-poo, Charlie, Jess



Guys my friend is the cutest ever, go follow her.
firstpickreiinah:

Ugh my face.
Excuse it.
Tagging 3 special people: Harry-poo, Charlie, Jess



Guys my friend is the cutest ever, go follow her.
firstpickreiinah:

Ugh my face.
Excuse it.
Tagging 3 special people: Harry-poo, Charlie, Jess



Guys my friend is the cutest ever, go follow her.
firstpickreiinah:

Ugh my face.
Excuse it.
Tagging 3 special people: Harry-poo, Charlie, Jess



Guys my friend is the cutest ever, go follow her.
firstpickreiinah:

Ugh my face.
Excuse it.
Tagging 3 special people: Harry-poo, Charlie, Jess



Guys my friend is the cutest ever, go follow her.
firstpickreiinah:

Ugh my face.
Excuse it.
Tagging 3 special people: Harry-poo, Charlie, Jess



Guys my friend is the cutest ever, go follow her.

firstpickreiinah:

Ugh my face.

Excuse it.

Tagging 3 special people: Harry-poo, Charlie, Jess

Guys my friend is the cutest ever, go follow her.
apollollo:

send this to your crush

apollollo:

send this to your crush

americansavior:

itsjustsatanthings:

cumber-bitches:

caswantsdeansassbutt:

cumber-bitches:

cumber-bitches:

I have fruit polos and lollypops be jealous.

omg do many people not know what fruit polos are? they are heaven

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In America, we call them lifesavers. They can be chewy or hard candy. 

polos aren’t chewy and they also come in mint.

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this week on: britan thinks its special

snatchedweaves:

walking downstairs in the middle of the night after bloggingimage

Mom: “Why are you awake?

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lesbianwarriors:

This is either a gay wedding or a straight one with a selfish groom

westbor0baptistchurch:

I want to remind everyone that this s my greatest halloween costume ever

westbor0baptistchurch:

I want to remind everyone that this s my greatest halloween costume ever

realitytvgifs:

I love this new update